Know when to hold 'em...

O.G. Mortgage = $1,200.00 bones a month...

Sent off a handwritten letter and some old proof of income stuff to the Making Home Affordable Program to get my home loans modified as a struggling independent contractor...

Modified Mortgage = $698.00 holy shits a month!

Blown away. Straight up.

It's not a moosehead with panties dangling, wearing oversized shades... but I's can gets my "bachelor" on. What?

Pulling it.

BOO-YA-KA!!!

All up in it.

HFWS

Owrooooooooooo!

"What you l'eally need is some tiger head on top, juz' carve out tiger face in middle."

Right now, I want to be going off at a Pegboy show

"...I remember Halloween!"

R I P James Krenov

A rad dude

Make me laugh

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

We run tings. Tings nah run we.

Yep

I was just sitting here thinking for awhile about some life stuff. Staring off, and a spider made a web from my shoulder to the wall. Like I was an old antique BK. Here's me and the shop HF09. Also, google and watch "bruce springsteen thunder road storytellers".

A lot of first times

Getting the call to "get home now, Reese got hurt." The looks he had, scared from seeing so much blood to "you guys can make it all better..." Holding his little foot, Robin singing in his ear while I clean rocks out of a gash he got from stepping on glass at the community kiddie pool. Rad... That's Portland for you. Look down, you will want to steer around the glass and dog shit. These days, even at the pool.

Busted foot = First Hot Wheels Track

Blasting in the van on tonight's ride home

Southern Man - Neil Young
Highly recommended.

"Those kind of legs" - where you can tell instantly... right when they drop in, yeah this dude is gonna kill it

Richard Kirby
Tim Brauch
Tony Trujillo

Stoked

R C K 2 . 5

Blows me away daily.